Wellness Retreat on Wheels — Lower Costs, Low Mileage, Low Footprint, High Comfort!

2009 Chevy Express 3500 Off-Grid Skoolie Only 63K Miles!

Want a real home, not a bro-rig Trying to skip a luxury van price tag but still feel pampered? ECO & DIY-curious but don't want to start from scratch?

This fully finished, 100% turnkey rig has been outfitted with premium systems that have been road-tested and received rave reviews from guests and friends. All with the style of a crafted boho-boutique cottage that supports real appliances.

With solar as the primary energy source and shore power as a backup, this system is quiet, clean, low-maintenance, and designed for true off-grid living. It’s one of the strongest and most dependable power systems for a skoolie this size. No mixed-brand setups, just premium, compatible gear.

Your future tiny home on wheels runs on a premium off-grid power system built with Victron components, the same setup used by full-time vanlifers and professional overlanders charging three times as much.

Will entertain offers, but pricing sits at $60K as it offers more volume / space, super low mileage, and premium components versus the price of a luxury adventure van or DIY skoolie overhaul.

🔥 INTERIOR HIGHLIGHTS
Professionally built by a master carpenter & designer
~ Serene tiny cabin vibe with actual bedroom
~ Real kitchen footprint: gas oven & stovetop
~ IceCo refrigerator
~ Custom cabinetry and built-in storage
~ Lounge seating / Dinette with storage
~ Private Queen-size bedroom nook
~ Ambient “Seed of Life” insulated tiles
~ Hand-blown bathroom door glass inserts
~ Custom cushions, curtains, and window screens
~ Cozy, calming, light-filled interior

🍃 ECO-FRIENDLY MATERIALS
A clean, quiet, breathable living environment.
~ Non-toxic, renewable, moisture-regulating, hypoallergenic insulation
~ Pine tongue-and-groove & shiplap interior
~ Birch flooring with custom inlays
~ Natural finishes & breathable materials
~ No toxic foams, no chemical off-gassing

🌳 OUTDOOR SPACE / TOY HAULER
Seamless indoor-outdoor living & activity-ready.
~ Rear-mounted mini-split condenser on custom deck
~ Structurally mounted metal utility platform
~ Deck capable of supporting equipment
~ Exterior outlet and shower port
~ Full outdoor awning

☀️ OFF-GRID POWER SYSTEM
This combo is more advanced than 90% of skoolies which have 200–600W of solar, enough for lights and a fridge, not much else.
~ Top15% of off-grid bus systems
~1300W solar array, serious capability
~ Victron components (gold-standard)
~ 2 Lithium-ion batteries (high cycle life, fast charging)
~ Shore power inlet for optional plug-in use
~ 12V + 110V outlets throughout
~ Runs your essentials quietly, cleanly, and reliably
~ No generator needed

P.S. Victron is widely considered the top brand for mobile off-grid electrical systems. Known for: highest reliability, cleanest power conversion, longest lifespan, best charge controllers & Bluetooth monitoring, and safest integration with lithium batteries.

🚿 WATER & PLUMBING
Built for long stays off-grid or easy connection at campgrounds.
~ 40-gallon fresh water tank
~ 30-gallon grey water tank
~ Electric on-demand hot water heater
~ Outdoor shower hookup
~ Farmhouse kitchen sink

👉 THERMAL INSULATION & NOISE-REDUCTION
Stay cool and warm, breathe easy with non-toxic sheeps wool insulation.
~ New Zealand wool insulation in walls, ceiling, and floor
~ Equal to or better than fiberglass and mineral wool
~ Hypoallergenic & naturally filters VOCs and toxins
~ Pulls moisture away from cold metal bus walls
~ Reduces condensation, mold, and rust
~ Dampens sound better than fiberglass
~ R-value measures how well something resists heat transfer
~ Sheep’s wool: R-value is typically R-3.5 to R-3.8 per inch
~ Fiberglass batt: R-2.9 to R-3.8 per inch
~ Mineral wool: R-3.0 to R-3.3 per inch
~ Spray foam (closed cell): R-6 to R-7 per inch
~ Lasts 50+ years

❄️ HEATING & COOLING
Keeps the bus comfortable across seasons.
~ Pioneer mini-split A/C + heat pump
~ Highly efficient for off-grid use
~ Clean, quiet, and safe for indoor air quality

🚐 DRIVABILITY & SAFETY
One of the most user-friendly skoolie platforms on the road.
~ Short-bus size (easy to park and maneuver)
~ Under 63K miles on a legendary Chevy 6.0L V8
~ Dual rear wheels for extra stability
~ Anti-lock brakes and modern traction control
~ Collins school bus body with reinforced frame
~ Large windows for visibility

🧡 WHO IT'S PERFECT FOR
~ Nature-lovers
~ Full-time nomads
~ Retreat seekers / providers
~ Coaches / mobile healers
~ Starter home on wheels
~ Eco-conscious travelers
~ Festival-goers / sustainable leisurers
~ Airbnb/short-term rental hosts
~ Remote workers / creators / vendors
~ Anyone wanting a healthier, non-toxic living space!

🌲 NO PERMIT USES
~ In-yard / on-property guest suite
~ Home office on wheels
~ Writing/art/production studio
~ Pop-up space / hangout
~ In-laws tiny home
~ Retreat space
~ Airbnb / Hipcamp (allowed in many counties)
~ Seasonal living
~ Therapist/Coach/Studio office
~ Outdoor room for homeowners
~ Extra event / service space
~ Photoshoots / editorial

Opt out affordably! Park her on land, use as ADU, live on your own terms, or take your life mobile without giving up comfort, beauty, or safety. It’s also a perfect side-hustle income generator: ideal for Airbnb, Hipcamp, photographers, brand or event pop-ups or as a backyard guest suite. Turn WFH into Office Anywhere - with a tax write-off!

Smply put, this is a warm, peaceful, fully functional home powered by the sun and built to move with you. No need to settle for a rugged, industrial build, it’s a boutique home for a stylish nomad crafted with intention, comfort, and real materials.

Delivery for a fee available!